春節習俗 春節到了、我們家買(mǎi)了一只雞、兩只鴨、三頭豬、四頭牛、五只鵝····好多好多。我一直數啊數：1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16.17.18.19.20.21.22.23.24.25.26.27.28.29.30.31.32.33.34.35.36.37.38.39.40.41.42.43.44.45.46.47.48.49.50.51.52.53.54.55.56.57.58.59.60.61.62.63.64.65.66.67.68.69.70.71.72.73.74.75.76.77.78.79.80.81.82.83.84.85.86.87.88.89.90.91.92.93.94.95.96.97.98.99.100.101.102.103.104.105.106.107.108.109.120.121.122.123.124.125.126.127.128.129.130.131.132.133.134.135.136.137.138.139.140.141.142.143.144.145.146.147.148.149.150.151.152.153.154.155.156.157.158.159.160.161.162.163.164.165.166.167.168.169.170.171.172.173.174.175.176.177.178.179.180.181.182.183.184.185.186.187.188.189.190.191.192.193.194.195.196.197.197.199.200.201.202.203.204.205.206.207.208.209.210.211.212.213.214.215·····有600個(gè)呢！ 我們家的東西真的好多哦，我要給一只雞大姑媽、給一只鴨大姨媽、給一只豬爺爺、給一只鵝奶奶、再給一頭牛三大姑周小玲，她的辣辣廠(chǎng)最近收成不太好，只有我去買(mǎi)她的辣辣，她好可憐，所以我要給一頭牛她補補身子，那樣才能做好辣辣，不用再用人肉做辣辣了！我還要給一條豬鞭林瑋（這個(gè)名字可以換掉），她也是好可憐。那天我去她家玩··我居然看到了、看到了、看到了——她在吃屎！我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信自己的眼睛！她說(shuō)她肚子真的很餓，哎！真是可憐啊！所以我要給她一條豬鞭補補身子····我還要把盧俊宏割成18塊裝在盒子里送給林瑋，那樣林瑋就不會(huì )那么孤獨了~ —————————————————————————————————————————————————————— 注意： 1、文中的“三大姑周小玲”純屬虛構 2、林瑋小P孩千萬(wàn)別生氣 3、我實(shí)在想不出該說(shuō)些什么了，讓我想想先